that one kink that no one can ever know about ever
guys you don’t understand
in 22 hours I am getting on a plane to take me to Chicago and then I’m getting on a plane to take me tO SHANNON IRELAND where I will see my boyfriend and go camping and meet his friends and meet his family and stay for TWO WEEKS
TWO WEEKS GUYS
holy shit I don’t think I’ve ever been this excited about anything in my life ever
It still baffles me that not everyone uses the word togs. Like… Using any other word for the clothes-you-wear-while-swimming is the weirdest concept to me.
SWIMMERS. THINGS YOU SWIM IN. YOU GO SWIMMING IN SWIMMERS. YOU DO NOT GO TOGGING. TOGGING ISN’T A THING.
Get the FUCK out of my life you FILTHY southerner. They are togs and I will never accept any other name for them.
hello, west australian here with a word of advice:
thank u chris
*stands on the shore of America, whispering swimsuits*